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The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.6.12

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Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed replete of treasures like Russell Crowe eyeing up his Blackberry’s nearest target, Ray J propositioning Whitney Houston through a career-reviving golden shower, Tim Burton tenderness the joy of fatherhood and Ashley Tisdale acquisition this porn plot all wrong. You command the extra sausage, not deliver it. And in the present life I thought Disney was preparing these kids notwithstanding the sex industry.

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Kim Kardashian Gets Another NFL Star Boyfriend

Now that Kim Kardashian is bestowed with 72-day husband Kris Humphries she has moved romantically from the NBA back to the NFL. Kim has thrown a accomplish at New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez and he has unmistakably caught it. This is Kim’s take part with round with the NFL as she before had a serious relationship with running back Reggie Bush. The Kimster has reportedly snagged herself a new victim in Sanchez and has been in super search out mode to avoid being seen through him in public.

According to a rise for Starberryicecream.com:  “Kim and Mark like to find in hotels for dinner dates and flings. Whenever Kim is in New York, they rest out. They are very careful with not being seen together, Mark is it being so someone! She has her hopes add to on a bigger star than Sanchez. But on the side of now, he will do.”

Kim’s D-A-S-H clothing husband in Miami is apparently so darn plain they they need a larger premises in such a manner Kim flew down to scout of recent origin locations. The Miami location has come to be so successful, it can no longer provide food to the massive flux of customers advent and going on a daily ground.

According to TMZ.com, Kim – who runs the way outlets with her sisters Kourtney and Khloe – is looking to double the sizing of the store in Florida.

And what does Kim have to say hind part before her much publicized life:  “I actually did some soul-searching, and I needed that. I needed to just be with the family. It’s been a obdurate couple of months. I really didn’t contrive that following my heart would create this much backlash.”

Who comes up by these lines for Kim? Can’t she confer a better and less florid author. They make her sound like she is striking qualities in ‘Gone With Wind.’ I unfair ‘following my heart?’ That famewhore follows solitary two things – and money is the same – we’ll let you suspect the other… .

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Demi Moore Was Smoking K2 Spice With Rumer

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As Demi Moore‘s Fuck You, Ashton Kutcher Drug Binge and Nitrous Extravaganza continues to declare, we now know that Rumer was there the whole time, and that the couple were most likely smoking something called K2 Spice and not salvia for apparently I’m the simply one who still drinks all his gall and frustration into a ball of weight that I bottle up inside me to the time when it becomes cancer. To each his confess. Via Wikipedia:

Synthetic cannabis is a psychoactive herbal and chemical product that, when consumed, mimics the effects of cannabis. It is best known ~ the agency of the brand names K2 and Spice, as well-as; not only-but also; not only-but; not alone-but of which have largely become genericized trademarks used to consult to any synthetic cannabis product. (It is likewise for this reason that synthetic cannabis is many times referred to as spice product, befitting to the latter.) A type of synthetic cannabis sold in Australasia [Ed. Note: Eh?] is known during the time that Kronic.
Research on the safety of synthetic cannabis is sole now becoming available. Initial studies are focused in successi~ the role of synthetic cannabis and psychosis. It seems probable that synthetic cannabis can precipitate psychosis and in some cases it is prolonged. These studies insinuate that synthetic cannabinoid intoxication is associated with acute psychosis, worsening of previously permanent psychotic disorders, and also may receive the ability to trigger a inveterate (long-term) psychotic disorder among assailable individuals such as those with a household history of mental illness.

Of turn, my favorite part of the Demi meltdown is her friends directly stepping forward to make sure everyone knows this wasn’t not far from Ashton Kutcher even if that involves basically maxim she’s been a unsalable article addict way before she met him. “So, wait, that asshole absolutely thinks this is about him fair-minded because he made her feel pristine as dirt by banging 20-year-olds? Oh, nay no no no. You tell that egotistical ride she’s been freebasing paprika after before he was even born. Shit, Bruce Willis used to arrive home and find her mainlining Old Bay sauce for half the 90s, so Mr. Trucker Hat be able to go eat an entire dick.”

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Katy Perry Has Channeled Her Inner Mermaid For A New Ad (Photo)

Katy Perry has ultimately seemed to do it all! She’s sang, she’s danced, she’s donned excessive outfits, she’s definitely had electrifying hair and makeup – and at this time…she’s a mermaid!

Katy, 26, is in a starting a~ ad posing as a mermaid with respect to her new campaign GHD Air hair dryers. She posed with a view to famous photographer David LaChapelle and the sum of ~ units did wonders creating a magical creation underwater (well, not really ‘underwater’ but it sure looks like it). Katy’s purple locks glide from her face, and she is surrounded ~ the agency of sparkly, shimmery fabrics that create an iridescent feel.

Katy said this from one place to another the shoot: “David LaChapelle made the produce amazing, it was fun – I got to be seized of purple hair which foreshadowed the certain purple hair I had last empty. It’s as if Lisa Frank had bestowed The Little Mermaid.”

The Little Mermaid indeed – and who wouldn’t desideratum to be a mermaid for a twenty-four hours? GHD dryers promise “the most of all results of any hair dryer forward the market.” That’s a fair bold statement…but if it makes me have mermaid hair for a day, I’ll give it a go.

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Russell Brand Wants Zooey Deschanel?

Russell Brand and Zooey Deschanel are the one and the other newly divorced, and according to OK! Magazine, Russell thinks in that place's no reason why the pair of them shouldn't hook up. What a coincidence! I feel the exact same fashion about myself and Zooey!

“Russell has had his organ of sight on Zooey for a long time,” says ~y anonymous source. "He’s been sending ludicrous, flirty texts to see if they have power to get together. He thinks she’s hysterically amusing and cute too." The article goes steady to say that Zooey is "intrigued" ~ dint of. Russell, which is enough to be of advantage me think the whole story is BS. Stranger couples have happened, but the ink isn't just dry on Zooey's divorce papers, and she barely seems like the type to driving on right into another relationship. Plus, different Russell, Zooey has a thriving course of conduct to think about.

Much has been made of the counterpart between Zooey and Russell's ex, Katy Perry, and that's in all probability how this story was born. I take it the two look somewhat alike, still as for all the claims that Katy and Zooey are practically gemini, all I can say is, Katy wishes!

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